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Tyler the Socialist Dog Tyler the Socialist Dog

Rated 3 / 5 stars


It was a decent flash, but it was anticlimatic, like others mentioned. It just seemed to end suddenly. The other thing that bothered me about the flash was Tyler's walk cycle. It was wrong. Not because of sloppy animating, but because it isn't how a dog walks.

Hope to see more of your stuff in the future.

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Boulevard of Broken Songs Boulevard of Broken Songs

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was well worth watching. The audio is brilliant, and the mix of songs feels perfect. Which is exactly what I want from a music video collab. However lip synching was off on a few animations near the end. The animation was good, I was pleased with all of it, even though some was very impressive and others were what I normally expect.

I give it a 5/5 and a fave. Very impressive work.

Freezepop's JEM! Freezepop's JEM!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Not Youtube

This is not Youtube. If you want to put up nonsensical videos then go there. However, this was a relatively useless piece of work. It was entertaining for a moment, but it got old fast.

I'd suggest working on something original and truly funny, rather than stupid dancing. It's been done fifteen thousand times already.

And thirteen? Granted you are allowed here, but I doubt that your parents would approve of you dancing for strangers to get attention.

Recent Game Reviews

Bowser Ball Bowser Ball

Rated 2 / 5 stars


It's an okay game. It would be better if you added physics like the balls bouncing off each other instead of just sliding through. However, it's a good first try.

Destroy the World Destroy the World

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The intro was good and the overall lesson was pretty good. There is one that I picked up even if it wasn't meant to be there. The first level was pretty funny with the intro but was repetitive in enemy choices. The graphics were okay. I played on normal and didn't get to far. The only things I'd change were the enemy list or add more weapons and throw in some health pickups. I can't really say much with the sound, I had it off.

Potion Panic Potion Panic

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great Game

This game is one of the most addicting I've played. The ways to combine the potions are fun and its cool to try to find good ratios. The enemies are interesting in design and the game has a good learning curve. I'd say this game is worth playing for a while.

Recent Audio Reviews

Fairy Tale Heroes Fairy Tale Heroes

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

A bit fuzzy

The song was pretty good. The only two things that I'd change is slow it down just a bit and work on the vocals. Other than that I liked it.

Throw In The Towel Throw In The Towel

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good song

I liked it for the most part. It had a pretty nice rhythm to it. It was a little fuzzy to listen to. Maybe a different way of recording would help that. Also, the vocals were hard to hear at times and the singing needed a bit of work. I know that "punk" doesn't need good singing voices but I think it improves a band and proves that its worth listening to. I like it though and look forward to seeing more like this.

stolencrank responds:

This was recorded yonks ago!
And the singings gotten alot better, honest
But i'll take it all into concideration

Thankyou for a fair and constructive review

Hot Day In July Hot Day In July

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is one of the best songs I've heard on the Audio Portal. I want to hear more of what you can do. The singing was pretty impressive and the beat was great. I would suggest more bass but other than that it was great. The lyrics were good as well and catchy enough to get you hooked.